candypinkcocks:

toverre:

gyllenhaha:

this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

I had a substitute teacher in bio and he was walking up and down the rows making sure that we were doing our work when he stopped by one girls desk and asked “why do girls always have water bottles on their desk” and she was like “what????” And he pointed out 3 other girls desks with water bottles on them

Men baffled by girls staying hydrated

#what do you mean girls need water to live 

sagihairius:

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

dankmemesreasonforliving:

tin-pan-ali:

couple things

• my town’s fireworks were cancelled because they had hired a new company to supply the display this year, and the company ended up not having a properly certified driver to deliver the fireworks from maryland to beachwood, NJ. 
  
• everyone found this out at 2pm on july 4th.
• the display was not delivered earlier because apparently there was no place to store them.
• my town has been doing this for like 70 years so like. good work everyone involved.
• when calls were made to the company, callers were met with an automated message informing them that the company was closed for the holiday.
• amazing
• mayor was Pissed beyond Pissed. this is a huge thing that my town’s been doing for decades that people invest a lot of money in. everyone’s bummed.
• however
• around 8:30 last night, everyone and their mother started shooting off illegal fireworks, implying that people heard about this, and immediately drove to delaware or pennsylvania, and stocked up on all the good shit that’s illegal in NJ.
• not a single siren/police boat to be seen
• from my aunt’s dock, i had a great view of one house on the water in particular shooting off more fireworks than everyone else, blasting music, tons of smoke and noise.
• it was the mayor’s house

thelittlemightyone:

hi uh this is just a psa

IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE
IM ANTI-MAP
IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS

PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!

IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!

BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!

deanky:

moonlandingwasfaked:

juuria:

why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible

is this site populated by 10 year olds

yes. now die idiot if you don’t agree